The Teflon Tourist

“I think we lost him,” we said to each other to as we hid from our tour guide atop a pyramid.

Day 341: ┬áDon’t even think about telling me an interesting historical fact that lends perspective to the spot on which I’m standing. I beg you to give that impossible-to-resist discounted Bucket-List landmark or event ticket to someone else, and please don’t dare to invite me to dine, make indigenous artwork or attend a lecture with fascinating people who are happy to see me and answer all my questions.

I really appreciate it, but I just can’t absorb one more new thing. I am The Teflon Tourist: all interesting information, activities and events slide right off me.

I am cooked.

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