Day 341: Don’t even think about telling me an interesting historical fact that lends perspective to the spot on which I’m standing. I beg you to give that impossible-to-resist discounted Bucket-List landmark or event ticket to someone else, and please don’t dare to invite me to dine, make indigenous artwork or attend a lecture with fascinating people who are happy to see me and answer all my questions.
I really appreciate it, but I just can’t absorb one more new thing. I am The Teflon Tourist: all interesting information, activities and events slide right off me.
I am cooked.